Funny IRC Quotes

Jordahan

World Leader of The 21st Century
[22:35] <+Jordan> WE WERE YOUNG AND IN LOVE
[22:36] <anaklu> right
[22:36] <+Jordan> isn't that a song?
[22:36] <anaklu> its from wicked

The things Anak knows.
 

Strife

Moderator
<+Coffee-Addict> Blizzard is making a DotA based game
<+Coffee-Addict> ":D"
<Application-1> :D
<+Coffee-Addict> hf competing.
<@Strife> ":D"
<Heartsong> Valve is making a dota based game -.-
<+Coffee-Addict> Yes.
<+Coffee-Addict> *dance*
<+Coffee-Addict> Let's make a DotA based game Heartsong
<+Coffee-Addict> You can be the lead coder.
<Heartsong> *dance* YEAH
<Heartsong> BUSTIN OUT DAT VIS BASIC
<+Coffee-Addict> You'll just have to be sure you're a *fluffybunny* who rages all the time.
<+Coffee-Addict> And has no social skills.
<@Strife> hahahah
<@Evil-Twat> I'm going to bed to make a dota based game
<Heartsong> I can work on that
<+Coffee-Addict> I'll be the lead developer and community manager.
<+Coffee-Addict> I'll be posting pictures about my ginger hair and abs mostly.
 

Armageddon

Teapot
<Armageddon_> harassing an eight year old? And everyone thinks i'm an asshole..
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<Fixious> can't say im surprised
<@SeymourGore> !?
<Armageddon_> bah
<@SeymourGore> i'm just waiting for angry e-mails from concerned parents head my way
<Armageddon_> ^ true
<Armageddon_> you've got a pretty shitty job here sey.
<@SeymourGore> nah, it's all good
<@SeymourGore> i'll use my charm and smarm and perhaps score some naughty momma photos
<@SeymourGore> hohohoho!
<Armageddon_> zing!
 

Fixious

Test Lead
[17:43] <Dick> shaun is a *dancing* collars up dickface
[17:43] <Dick> i do that first
[17:43] <+Coffee-Addict> Well yes
[17:43] <Poponfu> whats collars up mean
[17:43] <+Coffee-Addict> Dork
[17:44] <+Coffee-Addict> Think Contingency
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[17:44] <Poponfu> ahh makes sense now
 

WildFire

Warrior of Linux
<Fissurez> i was making a sarcastic comment about how the devs are unreliable
<Fissurez> which sorta doesnt work unless you actually say you are being sarcastic
<Astrum|Lap> well mabel did die
<Astrum|Lap> give them a break
<Fireblasto> yeah where is Mabel?
<Gheist> fire, we know
<Fireblasto> Never see him on irc nowadays
<Coffee-Addict> SeymourGore suffocated him with a pillow as he slept.
 

Outlawl

Macabre
Anaklu on Greek mythology:

Code:
[20:55] <anaklu> hephaestus is my favorite
[20:55] <anaklu> his story is like the story of my life
[20:55] <@Outlawl> you're a cripple blacksmith?
[20:55] <@Outlawl> and your wife cheats on you?
[20:55] <anaklu> wow
[20:56] <anaklu> wrong part of the story
[20:56] <Astrum|Lap> if anaklu even could get a wife

Code:
[20:58] <@Outlawl> So
[20:58] <@Outlawl> you're saying
[20:58] <@Outlawl> you're an ugly baby
[20:58] <anaklu> outlawl shut up
[20:58] <anaklu> you're wrong
[20:58] <@Outlawl> and your parents don't like you
[20:58] <@Outlawl> :|
[20:58] <vectory> all babys look the same
[20:58] <anaklu> i was a very ugly baby
[20:58] <Astrum|Lap> still are
[20:58] <@Outlawl> some things never change
[20:58] <@Outlawl> HO
[20:58] <anaklu> indeed
 

Astrum

Super Special R&D
[8:16pm] Astrum|Lap: so you think homosexuals should be allowed to mary?
[8:16pm] Outlawl: Sure
[8:16pm] Astrum|Lap: no, I'm looking for an honest answer
[8:16pm] Astrum|Lap: I personally don't care either way
[8:16pm] Outlawl: Again
[8:16pm] anaklu: they should
[8:16pm] Outlawl: I don't have one
[8:17pm] Outlawl: I'll take anaklu
[8:17pm] Outlawl: Yes
[8:17pm] anaklu: wait
[8:17pm] Outlawl: Anaklu's
[8:17pm] anaklu: stop
[8:17pm] Outlawl: *
[8:17pm] anaklu: and reword that
[8:17pm] anaklu: ok good
 

Armageddon

Teapot
<anaklu> i need to tell y ou something
<Ucan> wat
<anaklu> i
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<anaklu> i need to tell you something
<Ucan> HOMO
<Fixious> SAPIEN
<Ucan> stop right there
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<Ucan> of course i will marry you
<anaklu> YES
<anaklu> wait
<Armageddon_> A wedding oh goodie
<anaklu> wait.
<Armageddon_> i call bridesmaid.
<shaska> <------ RING BEAR
<Fixious> someone better dress up as a cuddly wuddly teddy bear
<[57th]Romance> I took a mean doukie today and some of it rubbed off on my cheeks
<[57th]Romance> I had to take a shower
 

Application-1

test bester
I still love you Xzanth after you disconected on me!
Code:
[00:25] <@Application-1> wtf is this
[00:25] <@Application-1> OMG
[00:25] <@Application-1> GREEN JELLIES
[00:25] <@In7-Xzanth> RUUUUN
[00:25] <@In7-Xzanth> THEY HURT
[00:25] <@Application-1> I HAVE A MAX HIT OF 4!
[00:25] <@In7-Xzanth> GET ON HAMACHI NOOBZOR
[00:25] <@Application-1> TAKE THAT ROGUE
[00:25] <@In7-Xzanth> FFFFFFFFFFFF
[00:26] <@In7-Xzanth> STOP PALYING SINGPLAYER
[00:26] <@Application-1> I FOUND SHROOMS
[00:26] <@In7-Xzanth> LIKE A FAG
[00:26] <@Application-1> IM SPACING FROM THIS GAME HERE
[00:26] <@Application-1> DOUBLE GREEN JELLIES ALL THE WAY
[00:26] <@In7-Xzanth> GET THE *dance* ON HAMACHI
[00:26] <@Application-1> OH *chocolate cookies*
[00:26] <@Application-1> I FOUND A GUIDE
[00:26] <@In7-Xzanth> *dance*
[00:26] <@In7-Xzanth> THE STUPID GUIDE UP THE ASS
[00:26] <@Application-1> HE HAS WICKED HAIR
[00:26] <@In7-Xzanth> AND GET ON MY HAMACHI SERVER
[00:26] <@Application-1> I CAN CHOOSE HELP
[00:26] <@Application-1> OR
[00:26] <@In7-Xzanth> RAAAAAAAAAWRRRR
[00:26] <@Application-1> WAIT
[00:26] <@Application-1> LET ME CHECK
[00:27] <@Application-1> YES
[00:27] <@Application-1> HELP AND CLOSE
[00:27] <@Application-1> WHAT TO DO
[00:27] <@In7-Xzanth> I KNOW
[00:27] <@Application-1> *dance* IM TRIPPIN FROM THAT PIXELATED SHROOM
[00:27] <@In7-Xzanth> GET ON MY HAMACHI SERVER
[00:27] <@In7-Xzanth> *dance* YOUUU
[00:27] <@Application-1> IM IN WATER
[00:27] <@Application-1> OMG
[00:27] <@Application-1> WHAT ARE THE BUBBLES DOING
[00:27] <@In7-Xzanth> *dance* HELL
[00:27] <@In7-Xzanth> GET ON MY *dance*
[00:27] <@In7-Xzanth> *dance*
[00:27] <@In7-Xzanth> *chocolate cookies*
[00:27] <@In7-Xzanth> *dance*
[00:27] <@In7-Xzanth> HAMA
[00:27] <@In7-Xzanth> *dance*
[00:27] <@In7-Xzanth> CHI
[00:27] <@In7-Xzanth> SER
[00:27] <@In7-Xzanth> *dance*
[00:28] <@In7-Xzanth> VER
[00:28] <@Application-1> IM DIGGING UNDERWATER
[00:28] <@Application-1> AWWW YEAH
[00:28] <@In7-Xzanth> BITCH
[00:28] <@Application-1> GREEN JELLIES UNDERWATER
[00:28] <@Application-1> NOOOO
[00:30] <@Application-1> i died :(

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[01:11] <@Application-1> w/e im digging
[01:11] <@Application-1> TENSO
[01:11] <@In7-Xzanth> how are you going to get back up....
[01:11] <@Application-1> details
 

Fixious

Test Lead
(11:50:43 PM) Armageddon_: were is golf?
(11:50:46 PM) Strife`: who knows
(11:50:55 PM) Strife`: off following in mabels footsteps no doubt
(11:51:00 PM) Castle: just realized i havent seen him in like, forever
(11:51:02 PM) Armageddon_: bah..
(11:51:02 PM) Strife`: it's funny because they're both black
(11:51:09 PM) Castle: GREEN GAMES
(11:51:11 PM) Outlawl: [23:50] <Armageddon_> were is golf?
(11:51:11 PM) Outlawl: [23:50] <@Strife`> who knows
(11:51:11 PM) Outlawl: [23:50] <@Strife`> off following in mabels footsteps no doubt
(11:51:13 PM) Outlawl: LOL
(11:51:21 PM) Armageddon_: i knew it the black man is keepin me down.
(11:51:25 PM) Outlawl: Wait
(11:51:31 PM) Outlawl: is golf really black
(11:51:32 PM) Strife`: indeed
(11:51:37 PM) Outlawl: No wonder he's so stupid

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anak

VIP
context is for nerds.

[22:57] <@Strife`> go back to band fgt
[22:57] <+anaklu> 2 late
[22:57] <+anaklu> already in band
[22:57] <+anaklu> nerd
[22:57] <Armageddon_> what do you play?
[22:57] <@Outlawl> Band?
[22:57] <@Strife`> the penis
[22:57] <Castle> SKIN FLUTE
[22:57] <@Outlawl> Band is manly
[22:57] <@Strife`> OLOL WIT
[22:57] <Armageddon_> lol
[22:57] <@Outlawl> Anaklu is on orchestra
[22:58] <@Outlawl> is in*
[22:58] <+anaklu> http://sheetmusicmaster.webs.com/photos/Euphonium/Euphonium_7674.jpg
[22:58] <@Strife`> what a wimp
[22:58] <+anaklu> im in both
[22:58] <@Outlawl> LOL
[22:58] <+anaklu> metro sexical
[22:58] <@Strife`> o god
 
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