Funny IRC Quotes

[Application-1]

[18:08] * Application-1 slaps GReaper around a bit with a large trout
[18:08] <Application-1> Ban the mortar
[18:08] <Application-1> !
[18:08] * GReaper sets mode: +b TheMortar!*@*

 

[Disci]

[22:20] <@GReaper> i play T:A!

 

[WildFire]

<Outlawl> anaklu
<Outlawl> Have you gotten laid yet?
<freeman556> lol
<Anaklu> nope
<Outlawl>
<Outlawl> porque
<Anaklu> havent tried
<Application-1> you could do magical things to a girl with that nose

 

[57thRomance]

Anaklu (1:51 A.M.) : taking my water to bed with me and making a woman out of it

 

[Application-1]

[16:25] <zxarnex> im going to buy a 256mb/128bit video card

 

[Armageddon]

* Nr|Five is now known as HiRezTodd

<HiRezTodd> LEGIOS SUCK
<HiRezTodd> legions*
<HiRezTodd> go play Tribes Ascend
<HiRezTodd> it r0x0rs your b0x0rzx

 

[Armageddon]

When you connect to #legions you should expect weird things but i don't even....

<Noober> silgar?
<Noober> stilgar?
<Noober> ciao guido? lol chi sei?
* Noober slaps [57th]Stilgar around a bit with a large trout
<@[57th]Stilgar> yeah
<Noober> LOL
<@[57th]Stilgar> you
<Noober> asd
<Noober>
<@[57th]Stilgar> Actually...I am Guido Brunetti...venice
<@[57th]Stilgar> venitzia
<@[57th]Stilgar> better?
<Noober> asd
<Noober> my father is a tramp, anyone can take it in your home?
<@[57th]Stilgar> et tu Guido?
<Noober> yep!
<Noober> do you want some white russian?
<Noober> i'll make it with my cat milk cream
<@[57th]Stilgar> I'll make you look like mussolini
<Noober> aahahahhahahaha no please
<@[57th]Stilgar> you smell like a canal
<Noober> sure if you feel the smell so far i'm sure about it
<Noober> but i think is my father

 

[anak]

he's so cute

 

[WildFire]

<*Fireblasto*> eu pickup
<rrosvo> lul
<kasityolainen> that's a pretty funny joke
<rrosvo> Yeah, good one.
<Jordan> l0l

There was actually

 

[3lionz]

[17:55] <@Fissurez> one thing *Fireblasto*
[17:55] <@Fissurez> why did you buy fraps?
[17:55] <@*Fireblasto*> cause I felt legal at the time
[17:55] <@Fissurez> ohlol

 

[Skutki]

Bonus points to those who know what the *dance* is going on.

You're not watching enough porn, thats whats going on :]

 

[Sin]

<12:35:23>"Fixious": doesnt matter. 19" penis
<12:35:25>"Rising": *chocolate cookies* happens when you party naked

 

[anak]

[20:48]-->|cyanide (~cyanide@fapfapfap.fl.comcast.net) has joined #legions
[20:49]cyanide: *chocolate cookies* game
[20:50]GReaper: thanks for joining to tell us this wonderful bit of information
[20:50]cyanide: o ok
[20:50]Mabel: manner the *dance* up
[20:51]cyanide: y dont u
[20:52]Mabel: because this is my game
[20:52]Mabel: bitch
[20:52]cyanide: thsi game is *chocolate cookies* u can have
[20:52]cyanide: i m king of tribe
[20:52]cyanide: u cannot take this
[20:58]Mabel: ok
[20:58]Mabel: but i am queen of all everything
[20:58]Mabel: so
[20:58]Mabel: hmm
[20:59]cyanide: r u a girl
[21:02]GReaper: Mabel is a very horny girl
[21:02]GReaper: you should get to know her

edit:derparsing

 

[Voltage]

[20:15] <loc> I heard that a man in Dubai threw a hooker out the window of his 20th floor hotel room
[20:16] <loc> And he only got charged for littering
[20:17] <ripthedip> that was m90ali
[20:17] <m90ali> Oops, sorry, that was your mom
[20:17] <m90ali> I throwed her
[20:17] <m90ali> THREW*

 

[Coffee-Addict]

None of you have anything entertaining to say. Do work on that while waiting for the end of Mayan Long Count calendar.

 

[Fixious]

Because #legions is dead.

 

[Jordahan]

[16:53] <ripthedip> ok
[17:01] <@Strife> CALM DOWN RIPTHEDIP
[17:01] <@Strife> JESUS

 

[Fixious]

[08:09] <@SeymourGore> sometimes i get cat hair stuck in my mouse and use tweezers to pull it out

 

[Jordahan]

[13:17] <kasityolainen> one kid said he was going to beat me up at assembly
[13:17] <mausgang> Don't let him
[13:18] <kasityolainen> i was kinda scared, so i bolted my door shut

 

[57thEnryu]

[14:32] <Fissurez> hold on
[14:32] <Enryu> http://www.zimbio.com/Spyware/artic...tep+Remove+Mystart+incredibar+com+Redirection
[14:32] <Fissurez> http://www.zimbio.com/Spyware/artic...tep+Remove+Mystart+incredibar+com+Redirection
[14:32] <Enryu> lol
[14:32] <Fissurez> bitch!