Funny IRC Quotes

snapplefish

New Member
[18:19] <anakz> italians are the porn stars of cooking
[18:19] <@Outlawl> What?
[18:19] <@Rizzal> that's probably the worst analogy i've ever heard
[18:19] <snapplef1sh> I don't even
[18:19] <@Jordan> what? :S
[18:19] <@Rizzal> in my entire life
[18:20] <@Outlawl> Thats
[18:20] <@Outlawl> oh my god
[18:20] <anakz> i know right
[18:20] <PapaSmurfer> Hahah
[18:20] <@Jordan> that is disgusting
[18:20] <PapaSmurfer> How can one be a pornstar at cooking?
 

Dimitryy

Member
<boyzdef> intel pentium dual core
<boyzdef> and 1 ram 2 gb
<boyzdef> i install it myself first i dunno what to do i just open the box
<Dimitryy> haha
<boyzdef> put the mobo inside the chasis
<boyzdef> screw
<boyzdef> or w/e
<boyzdef> put intel and its fan
<Dimitryy> case
<boyzdef> put ram and graphic
<Dimitryy> and no PUD?
<Dimitryy> power unit device?
<Dimitryy> thats the first you should do
<boyzdef> no
<boyzdef> yes
<Dimitryy> yes
<boyzdef> i chg to my another pc
<boyzdef> i mix all the stuff
<Dimitryy> haha
<boyzdef> i push the power button
<boyzdef> then
<boyzdef> ITS WORKING LIKE HELL
<Dimitryy> really?
<boyzdef> i see the hdd ligh
<Dimitryy> it was working?
<boyzdef> power light
<Dimitryy> you lucky noob
<boyzdef> yeah and im using it now
<boyzdef> yea
<Dimitryy> you could destry everything
<boyzdef> i am
<boyzdef> lol yes
<Dimitryy> if you dont know what to do
<boyzdef> really man
<boyzdef> that was my last hope
<Dimitryy> haha
<boyzdef> to play games
<boyzdef> u know that ?
<Dimitryy> hahahahaha
<Dimitryy> addicted
<boyzdef> i love my pc
<Dimitryy> ...
<boyzdef> haha
<boyzdef> i am
<boyzdef> lol
<Dimitryy> just hope that its working
<Dimitryy> :D
<Dimitryy> ahahhahahahaa
<Dimitryy> lololololololol
<Dimitryy> omg
 

Redvan

Private Tester
<OmniNept> like the back higher than the front so I can fingertip it

From !stats:

"These pairs have a language all to themselves: OmniNept and Mabel "snooker"(4), "lighter"(3), "giggling"(4), "bouncing"(4)"
 

Fixious

Test Lead
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Strife

Moderator
[00:27:03] <Redvan> but now they had this big ass thing you stick in your mouth
[00:27:08] <Redvan> that has a pole sticking out of it
[00:27:14] <Redvan> and the thing fills your mouth
[00:27:51] <Redvan> but it sucked
[00:27:57] <Redvan> felt like i was gagging for a half hour
 

A2

Member
<taz> will you have to download the new legions?
<ocarina_boy> yes
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<taz> are there any viruses or something?
<BugsPray> yea
<Mabel> yes actually
<BugsPray> we include viruses
<[57th]A2> tons
<FishStix> so much spyware
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<BugsPray> it's part of the skill
<FishStix> i love spyware
<BugsPray> you have to close popups while you cap
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<taz> c'mon be serious
<Mabel> we thought that really increased the skill
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<only1Bravo> the initial download is free... after that it's 14.99 per month to play
<only1Bravo> if you aren't an xbox live gold member
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<BugsPray> you asked a very silly question, taz
<taz> how was that SILLY!!!
<BugsPray> you're asking us if we're going to be including viruses in our software
<BugsPray> how is that not a silly question
<taz> well most games do
 

MJ1284

Member
I'll cut out some parts to shorten this wall of text:

[22:00] <jojo88> reaper
[22:00] <jojo88> i think u guys shud make utube vid
[22:00] <jojo88> like of wat u got so far
[22:00] * llmegatronll (webchat) has joined #legions
[22:01] <@Mabel> i think
[22:01] <@Mabel> you should learn how to spell
[22:01] * llmegatronll (webchat) has left #legions
[22:01] <@Mabel> and then make a video of wHat YOU have so far
[22:01] <jojo88> i know how to spell i just could not be bothred
[22:01] <jojo88> and i think your not mature enough to be a admin
[22:02] <[57th]Romance> not a good thing to say bud
[22:02] <ripperthedipper> lol
[22:02] <@Mabel> :eek:
[22:02] <jojo88> tbh
[22:02] <jojo88> i dont care i not gonna get pushed around
[22:02] <jojo88> and be scared jus cz he admin
[22:02] <@Mabel> i’m not just an admin
[22:02] <[57th]Romance> He may not be mature but he's got the coding skills and the influence to be a developer
[22:02] <@Mabel> i’m the lead programmer :p

[CONTINUED]

[22:03] <jojo88> o lucky you well programer then
[22:03] <@Mabel> wat
[22:03] <ripperthedipper> spelling ftw?
[22:03] <jojo88> ripper u wud knw tht how exsacly
[22:03] <[57th]Romance> I don't even.
[22:03] <@Mabel> omigawd
[22:03] <Application-1> meh now he is doing it on purpose
[22:03] <@Mabel> i’m not the programmer by luck
[22:03] <ripperthedipper> lmao
[22:04] <jojo88> lol mabel why would you get angry because i asked you to make a video
[22:04] <@Mabel> angry is a strong word
[22:05] <@Mabel> for the state i feel when facepalming
[22:06] * jojo88 (webchat) Quit (Signed off)
 

stefygraff

Private Tester
[12:55] <Darklord> so I found this quote
[12:56] <Darklord> I think I should share it with the non-mabel parts of the L:O team
[12:56] <Darklord> "Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live."
[12:56] <Darklord> - Martin Golding
 

MJ1284

Member
[23:31] <@BugsPray> if anyone wants to be updated live as to when legions is coming out
[23:31] <@BugsPray> you can type !countdown
[23:31] <A2D2> orly?!
[23:31] <WaT_> !countdown
[23:31] <fissurez7> !countdown
[23:31] <fissurez7> lol
[23:32] <WaT_> winner
[23:32] <fissurez7> !countdown
[23:32] <fissurez7> funzies!
[23:32] <Application-1> !countdown
[23:32] <Chi-Ro> !countdown
[23:32] <fissurez7> !countdown
[23:32] <A2D2> !countdown
[23:32] <Velololol> !countdown
[23:33] <@Zhou> you should make every umpteenth !countdown randomly ban though
[23:33] <@Zhou> just for extra funsies
[23:33] <fissurez7> touche
[23:33] <@Zhou> everything is better with random bans.
 

Velocity

Member
[16:03] <jbond> hi ive registered for an account w legions overdrive but never got email
[16:04] <jbond> does anyone know if its automatic
[16:04] <the-champ> dey send me mail after register
[16:04] <Darklord> your spam filter may have caught it
[16:04] <jbond> i was able to create forums account
[16:04] <jbond> now it tells me account exists
[16:04] <Darklord> forum account isn't the same thing as game account
[16:07] <@GReaper> MR BOND
[16:07] <@GReaper> i have deleted your account
[16:07] <@GReaper> because you can't type GMAIL.COM correctly
[16:07] <DeadPixel> Lul.
[16:07] <@GReaper> you used gmai.com instead of gmail.com
[16:08] * RockeyRex facepalms
[16:08] <jbond> joy i'm in
[16:08] <jbond> ;)
 

MJ1284

Member
[16:24] * poopstamper (webchat@xxxxxxxxxx) has joined #legions
[16:24] <poopstamper> hello
[16:25] <poopstamper> is sniping the enemy guards allowed?
[16:26] <poopstamper> anyone?
[16:27] <poopstamper> hello?
[16:27] * poopstamper (webchat@xxxxxxxxxx) Quit (Signed off)
[16:31] <Fireblasto> meh
[16:31] <Fireblasto> I hate going into a game when playing sniper, either some newbies copy you, or you get branded as a o-sniper
[16:51] <@Evil-Twat> I just hate going into a game
 
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