Funny IRC Quotes

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by snapplefish, Nov 17, 2010.

  1. Fixious

    Fixious Test Lead

    Going by the texts I can't even tell which is which without the names.
     
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  2. Strife

    Strife Moderator

    My step-brother has aspergers. Tell his parents to put him on the proper medication and stop being high school, Shaska.
     
  3. Jordahan

    Jordahan World Leader of The 21st Century

    Dabbleh: "What the *dance* is a guest-a-po?"
     
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  4. Fixious

    Fixious Test Lead

     
  5. WildFire

    WildFire Warrior of Linux

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  6. Ucantry2run

    Ucantry2run Private Tester

  7. Dabbleh

    Dabbleh Legions Developer

    another snippet from the world of seymour
     
  8. Jordahan

    Jordahan World Leader of The 21st Century

    LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. MABEL LIKED SOMETHING.
     
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  9. 57thEnryu

    57thEnryu Member

    plead the 5th
     
  10. Ucantry2run

    Ucantry2run Private Tester

    Sounds like a personal problem
     
  11. Fixious

    Fixious Test Lead

    <21:04:05> "St3lth": what are other good subreddits?
    <21:04:09> "St3lth": can u plz send me some?
    <21:04:16> "Fixious": depends what you're into
    <21:04:22> "St3lth": anything
    <21:04:25> "St3lth": wtf material
    <21:05:09> "Fixious": there are the obvious ones. /r/morbidreality
    <21:05:18> "Fixious": r/watchpeopledie
    <21:06:13> "Fixious": r/picsofdeadkids
    <21:06:19> "St3lth": wtf
    <21:06:19> "St3lth": ok
    <21:06:20> "St3lth": not so gore
    <21:06:31> "Fixious": then you're not ready for the internet. sorry
    <21:06:37> "St3lth": wow
    <21:06:38> "St3lth": fine
    <21:06:56> "Fixious": you may want to look into an internet filter, and setting disney.com as your homepage
     
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  12. Fixious

    Fixious Test Lead

    (11:15:40 PM) Enryu: Do dragon flies have seizures, anyone know?
    (11:16:03 PM) Enryu: Like when they hit ur windscreen...
     
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  13. Fixious

    Fixious Test Lead

     
  14. Sin

    Sin Private Tester

    <21:15:18> "Useless": has anyone had a prostate exam
    <21:15:23> "mark downs cres": no
    <21:15:26> "Useless": don't get one
     
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  15. Application-1

    Application-1 test bester

    This is why you join #Empire.1 all the in-game legions quotes. #Advertising #eurosbreathpls
    [17:30] <@[NL]Empire-1> [Xiphon]: ever taken apart a g5
    [17:31] <@[NL]Empire-1> [Xiphon]: ?
    [17:31] <@[NL]Empire-1> [App]: The only thing I take apart is pussy
    [17:31] <@[NL]Empire-1> [Xiphon]: oh good deal man congrats
     
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  16. WildFire

    WildFire Warrior of Linux

    <Dabbleh> "Samsung occasionally provides new firmware in order to improve SSD performance, compatibility or user experience. A firmware update is recommended whenever a new one is released."
    <Wildefur> honestly if the ssd is working without any problems or compatibility issues there's no reason to flash the firmware, even for a tiny amount of performance gain which you wouldn't notice
    <@SeymourGore> yar, i love hardware but unfortunately i need to spend cash for it
    <@SeymourGore> and the wife doesn't like me spending it
    <Wildefur> I don't care how 'safe' it is, if the firmware is working without issues don't touch it
    <@SeymourGore> though, i've got permission to buy some new hardware once i get some bills paid this month
    <Wildefur> same thing goes for bios versions too
    <@SeymourGore> 10$ fireblasto borked a update at some point
    <Wildefur> nah
    <Dabbleh> + that he's a tard
    <Wildefur> I've never *danced* up flashing anything
    <Wildefur> I flashed my bios once but that was only because my usb3 ports weren't working properly
    <Gheist> [03:45:13] <Wildefur> I've never *danced* up flashing anything
    <Gheist> even while flashing publically?
    <Wildefur> indeed friend
    <Gheist> *badumtss*
    <Wildefur> :D
    <Dabbleh> hahaa
    <@SeymourGore> oh you naughty monkey!
     
  17. Xzanth

    Xzanth Legions Developer

    [16:55:46] <Poponfu> xz you were in my dream last night code reviewing me
    [16:55:53] <@Xzanth> 0.0
    [16:55:56] <Poponfu> it was so weird
    [16:55:57] <Poponfu> your avatar from the forums
     
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  18. Dabbleh

    Dabbleh Legions Developer

    homo coding buddies

    moar:

    Code:
    <Application-1> that aint falco
    <Application-1> that upsmash
    <Application-1> wombo combo?
    <Application-1> WOMBO COMBO?!
    <Application-1> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
    <Application-1> get hype
    <SeymourGore> we really need to find you a gf
    <Application-1> Jordan is helping
    <Application-1> A canadian ladyfriend of Jordan is coming to the netherlands for 5 months
    <Application-1> Do you have tips for me SeymourGore?
    <SeymourGore> well, due to your funny accent, you'll already be ahead of the game
    <SeymourGore> just ply her with beer
    <SeymourGore> and don't be yelling out 'wombo combo's or any of that craziness
    <Application-1> Not even when I manage to mount her?
    <Application-1> Hmmm
    <Dabbleh> <SeymourGore> just ply her with beer
    <SeymourGore> not sure if a guy from the netherlands would be able to mount a canadian, it'd be more like the other way around
    <Dabbleh> LOL
    <Application-1> Ahahaha
     
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  19. WildFire

    WildFire Warrior of Linux

    <Application-1> When I have to describe mad
    <Application-1> I always make sure I use 1 example with Dabbleh in it
    <Application-1> They tend to get it after that
     
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  20. Fixious

    Fixious Test Lead

    (12:03:18 PM) Xzanth left the room (quit: Excess Flood).
    (12:03:46 PM) Xzanth- [~Xzanth@178.62.60.23] entered the room.
    (12:04:25 PM) Xzanth- left the room (quit: Excess Flood).
    (12:04:42 PM) Xzanth [~Xzanth@178.62.60.23] entered the room.
    (12:04:56 PM) Application-1_: Xzanth is a cyber criminal now
    (12:05:04 PM) Application-1_: Flooding the worlds of IRC
    (12:05:10 PM) xz: :<
    (12:05:18 PM) xz: not flooding anywhere
    (12:05:20 PM) Xzanth left the room (quit: Excess Flood).
    (12:05:38 PM) xz: for shits sake