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Fixious

Fixious

Test Lead
Wasn't #legions. Don't care.

[23:13] <MASTERFUL> I just had the most awkward wank session
[23:13] <MASTERFUL> I went into the shower thinking 'yeah lets do this', but the damn bathroom was cold, and with the water being so hot all it did was make me sleepy
[23:14] <MASTERFUL> which made me limp
[23:14] <MASTERFUL> or actually, it made me tired, so I didn't put any effort into it
[23:14] <MASTERFUL> and got nowhere for like an hour
[23:14] <MASTERFUL> long story short, I might have a cold now
[23:14] <MASTERFUL> but I did accomplish my goal, so there's that
[23:14] <Beetle179> wat
[23:15] <MASTERFUL> and now I want to play tribes, but my wrist hurts more than sniping for two hours stsraight
[23:15] <MASTERFUL> my life is so *chocolate cookies*
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Fissurez

Fissurez

Puzzlemaster
--> tibby_tiger (webchat@host-87-74-73-27.dslgb.com) has joined #legions
<tibby_tiger> hi
<tibby_tiger> admins are you there
<tibby_tiger> I hosted a great game, had 10 players, but then someone closed my server?
<tibby_tiger> we were having a great game.
<tibby_tiger> also I still cannot see the EU servers in my lobby
<Fissurez> bc you are banned
<Fissurez> iirc
<tibby_tiger> then unban me then
--> lovley (webchat@cpc1-salf2-0-0-cust452.10-2.cable.virginmedia.com) has joined #legions
<Pure_> no
<tibby_tiger> U WONT LET ME EVEN HOST MY OWN SERVER
<tibby_tiger> u close that
<Fissurez> ^
<lovley> hi
<Fissurez> nah
<tibby_tiger> now u wont even let me in EU Server?
<tibby_tiger> what is wrong with you jealous people?
<Pure_> bye
<lovley> who banned
<lovley> that person
<Pure_> LOL
<tibby_tiger> hi lovely.
<lovley> hiya
<tibby_tiger> they even closed my server paltalk
<Fissurez> you are banned from eu because you were being a dick.
<lovley> i was playing in a server
<Pure_> jealous?
<tibby_tiger> we were having a good game
<lovley> and i go kicked out
<Pure_> of what
<tibby_tiger> seriously u guys going to lose many players now
<Fissurez> you have no proof that your server got closed
<Fissurez> it might have crashed
<tibby_tiger> i do have proof ask the ten players that were there.
<lovley> yes i think people should be allowed to make their own server
<lovley> it said timed out
<tibby_tiger> it was an admin he was playing about with my server. im sure of it
<tibby_tiger> they did it before also.
<Fissurez> lovley: sounds like a crash
<tibby_tiger> just cos i host the best uk server, jealous.
<Fissurez> tibby_tiger: admins can't "play" with servers.
<lovley> no the server went down
<tibby_tiger> well they did it before and today i bet they closed it also
<lovley> it usually doesnt happen
<Fissurez> lovley: yes, migth have crashed
<tibby_tiger> can u atleast unban me from eu server?
<Fissurez> no
<lovley> i doubt it
<tibby_tiger> then *dance* u all losers bye
<lovley> lol
<-- tibby_tiger (webchat@host-87-74-73-27.dslgb.com) has quit (Signed off)
<Fissurez> you were banned because you are an asshole
<Pure_> bai
<Fissurez> good riddance
<Pure_> btw you still fail at the game
<Fissurez> who?
<Fissurez> he left Pure_
<Pure_> fuak
<Fissurez> get lovley to say it to him frm you :)
<lovley> lol
<Pure_> ok back to devotion
<Pure_> man this making mah brain hurt
<Pure_> fizz did you check out that book
<Fissurez> which one?
<Pure_> on google docs
<Pure_> someone said check out pg 129
<Fissurez> ph 129?
<Fissurez> *sigh*
--> tibby_tiger (webchat@host-87-74-73-27.dslgb.com) has joined #legions
<lovley> hi
<lovley> wb
<tibby_tiger> hi is there any admins here who can unban
<Fissurez> Pure_: quick! he's back!
<Pure_> btw tibby
<lovley> quick what
<tibby_tiger> i still cannot enter EU server hello
<tibby_tiger> what pure?
<Fissurez> tibby_tiger: for you <3 http://forums.legionsoverdrive.com/threads/they-are-back.4439/#post-88157
<Pure_> you fail at the game why play
<Fissurez> ZING!
<tibby_tiger> ok let me check it
--> St3lth (~St3lth@117.220.49.179) has joined #legions
*** Mode #legions +v St3lth by Q
<Fissurez> St3lth: !
<lovley> why are you people ruining the game for the owners
<Pure_> read mah post beach
<St3lth> Hi
<tibby_tiger> im not ruining the game
<lovley> it will never get more people if you keep knocking people off their own servers
<tibby_tiger> i hosted a great host with 10 players
<lovley> this is bullying
<tibby_tiger> there was no problems lovely
<tibby_tiger> and why does that thread have my name?
<tibby_tiger> REMOVE IT i do not give u permission
<Fissurez> why are the admins away all the time.
<Fissurez> tibby_tiger: tough tits!
<St3lth> Asleep
<tibby_tiger> fissure are u the one who banned me from eu server?
<Fissurez> no
<Fissurez> i don't have admin
<tibby_tiger> ATLEAST name urself u bloody cowards
<Pure_> pls some one mute this guy
<Fissurez> but i wish i did have admin
<Fissurez> so i could unban you
<GReaper> there is only one person who can unban you from that server
<Fissurez> then ban you again
<tibby_tiger> fissure remove my name from that threat plz?
<GReaper> because you're not just banned, you're firewalled from it
<Pure_> noi ban for life
<Fissurez> tibby_tiger: no
<tibby_tiger> one person greapear can u name him
<Pure_> oh!
<Fissurez> tibby_tiger: i didn't make the thread
<tibby_tiger> plz greaper give me the name of the person
<St3lth> feel the wrath of GReaper
<GReaper> his name is St3lth
<Fissurez> GReaper: set them on a quest!
<Fissurez> LOL
<Fissurez> run St3lth!
<tibby_tiger> Good afternoon Stelth
<St3lth> o *chocolate cookies*
<tibby_tiger> Dear Shelth my name is Tibby tiger, i am a young man 25 years of age
<lovley> i know stealth
<Fissurez> GReaper: i can has admin on eu servers?
<lovley> lol
<Pure_> 25!? LOL
<tibby_tiger> Currently i am not working and to do my past time i play legions for my happiness.
<St3lth> You're damn mature for your age!
<Fissurez> GReaper: so i can unban then ban tibby?
<tibby_tiger> Can you kindly let me back in Eu server stealth.
<Fissurez> PLEASE ITS MY BIRTHDAY
<lovley> stealth did you knock him off his server
<Fissurez> GReaper: can admins close down servers then?
<GReaper> no
<Fissurez> well there you go tibby_tiger
<tibby_tiger> Stealth Sir i never got any warnings before they did ban
<Pure_> then you server sucks lol
<GReaper> but if some idiot runs their own server with default passwords
<GReaper> someone could cause problems
<tibby_tiger> I am new to this game, so i did not know the rules
<St3lth> hah
<lovley> you should not interfere with peoples server just cos you dont like them
<Fissurez> hah
<Fissurez> tibby_tiger: "not being a dick" is part of life's rules.
<Pure_> some much to read can't keep up!
<lovley> default passwords?
<lovley> omg
<lovley> tibby
<tibby_tiger> Stealth sir i have learnt my lesson, i promise i will not bother anyone on legions i just wish to enter EU SERVER
<Fissurez> this is hilarious
<St3lth> :confused:
<Pure_> why thet are empty
<lovley> tibby he said cos u had default password it could be anyone who knocked u off
<tibby_tiger> Sleath i would also like to report your admins for closing my host
<Fissurez> btw, St3lth takes his payments in $
<Fissurez> i'd also like a cut.
<Pure_> wait, reort adims
<Fissurez> i take my bribes in £
<tibby_tiger> my host had 10 decent players who are my friends , and one of your admins closed it 5 mins ago.
<Fissurez> tibby_tiger: <Fissurez> GReaper: can admins close down servers then?
<Fissurez> <GReaper> no
<Pure_> naw
<Fissurez> you are retarded.
<lovley> hahah
<lovley> tibby
<lovley> u idiot
<Pure_> and your like 12
<tibby_tiger> hello stealth are you there?
<Pure_> no
<lovley> [15:16] <@GReaper> but if some idiot runs their own server with default passwords
<St3lth> GGY
<St3lth> CGY*
<Pure_> mute him
<tibby_tiger> i dont have password greaper
<St3lth> Im sorry if one of my admins caused you problems
<lovley> [15:16] <@GReaper> someone could cause problems
<tibby_tiger> u did it stealth?
<Fissurez> someone != admins
<tibby_tiger> you are the one stealth who did it?
<tibby_tiger> u son of a bitch do u think ur special?
<Pure_> stfu
<lovley> lol
<lovley> lol
<tibby_tiger> jus cos ur a *dancing* admin do u think ur special?
<Fissurez> right then
<tibby_tiger> huh
<Pure_> mute
<Pure_> naw
<lovley> tibby u got to put password on ur server
<Fissurez> ban him time!
<tibby_tiger> punk ass bithc wait till what God does to u
<St3lth> I'm sorry tibby
<tibby_tiger> for ur oppression towards me
<St3lth> I really am
<tibby_tiger> sorry wont do.
<lovley> he said sorry
<tibby_tiger> watch u asshole stealth
<lovley> tibby be nice
<lovley> oi
<tibby_tiger> u think u have power right on legkions?
<tibby_tiger> U THINK U HAVE POWER ON LEGIONS RIGHT?
<lovley> tibby put a password on ur server
<tibby_tiger> wait till the day of judgement
<lovley> *chocolate cookies* hes gonna send viruses
<tibby_tiger> u will also be kneeling on ur knees
<lovley> to leigions
<Pure_> this is better thatn keeping up with the kardhains
<lovley> *chocolate cookies*
<lovley> hes a programmer
<lovley> he can attack the servers
<tibby_tiger> sleath unban me if u want I WONT ?BEG U. son of a bitch
<lovley> tibby dont
<Fissurez> OMG HES GOT LEET HAX
<tibby_tiger> im fed up of admins thinking they are specail on the net.
<lovley> lol
<tibby_tiger> tbye assholes i wont even play legions i;ll jus play soccer or watch an olympic event.
<tibby_tiger> idiots.
<lovley> tibby dont hack it
<Fissurez> tibby_tiger: no, you're just lower than everyone else.
<St3lth> I apologised....!
<Pure_> oh mah gawd
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WildFire

WildFire

Warrior of Linux
<kasityolainen> oh dab, so young, so full of anger
<kasityolainen> i think you need a hug from seymour
 
Propkid

Propkid

Member
Why do i have this feeling that tibby is some old leejunz player trolling with us....
Disci? he's been quiet for long
 
X

Xtreme

shaska's bff
i dont know whats funnier, his ragequitting and coming back again or that he is 140% serious about everything he says
 
Voltage

Voltage

Puzzlemaster
#tribesascend
[17:43] <@diski> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-8CY4OrXx8&feature=endscreen
[17:43] <@RockeyRex> Bwahaha
[17:43] <@RockeyRex> Someone's wife seems to be out for the weekend
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[17:48] <@RockeyRex> Anywyas
[17:48] <@RockeyRex> In diski's video you see exactly what I'm talking about
[17:48] <@RockeyRex> She just gave her head under the desk and he didn't even give out a smile
[17:48] <@RockeyRex> That's just rude and doesn't give out a good picture at all
[17:49] <@diski> :D
[17:50] <Shad-> Maybe she used her teeth
[17:50] <@RockeyRex> Ah
[17:50] <@RockeyRex> Or neglected the balls
 
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