Funny IRC Quotes

[Jordahan]

Censored!

 

[Fixious]

[18:24] * DrWiley (xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx) has joined #legions
[18:25] <DrWiley> oh what's up jerks?

 

[Sin]

Earlier: <20:50:03> "Heaven": Freeman sounds like an mordbidly obese man after eating at taco bell no offense.
Later: <20:52:37> "Heaven": wht does that mean ucan
<20:52:42> "Ucan": ur fat

 

[Bestking]

<@Dabbleh> anyone else seen this *chocolate cookies* going on in #legions
<@Dabbleh> lawl
<@Dabbleh> *dance* fapples
<+SeymourGore> one day when you're able to afford one, you'll like 'em too! Hohohohoho!
* _3lionz_ shivers.
<@Dabbleh> [18:45] <SeymourGore> one day when you're able to afford one, you'll like 'em too! Hohohohoho!
<@Dabbleh> no
<@Dabbleh> I'll get a better pc
<@Dabbleh> moron
<@_3lionz_> I sense fanboys...
<+SeymourGore> you're far too shortsighted my young padawan
<@Bestking> xP
<+SeymourGore> with apple pushing so far with their tech (retina display, et al), this will be good for us pc users too
<@_3lionz_> I think you demolished my senses LAST time.

 

[Dabbleh]

[21:30] <SeymourGore> still, unless they don't ship the promo game until after the pre-order has arrived, unless you're just unable to cancel the preorder if you change your mind
[21:31] <SeymourGore> argh, too much thinkin' for seymour
[21:31] <SeymourGore> my thinker's broke
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[21:32] <Dabbleh> aww
[21:32] <Dabbleh> cute

 

[Fixious]

[05:51] <Fixious> pure. lionz. go to bed
[05:51] <Pure_> 11 pm here ....
[05:51] <Pure_> am
[05:51] <Pure_> ...
[05:51] <Fixious> good. u need sleep
[05:51] <Pure_> i'll be dreaming bout you
[05:52] <Fixious> you gonna wake up wet

 

[WildFire]

<loc> kasity,my mom is still waiting for the flowers
<kasityolainen> i've been busy
<kasityolainen> seymour wanted a backrub, but we had to keep it hidden from his wife
<loc> that's a lot of back to rub
<SeymourGore> and it's not going to rub itself

 

[WildFire]

<Dabbleh> just shut up.
<Dabbleh> please
<Fissurez>
<Fissurez> i am victorious!
* Fissurez does a victory dance
<Dabbleh> god if we go to the same uni I am punching you right in the jaw

 

[Fixious]

[06:57] <Dabbleh> wooo net split
[07:02] <Fixious> quick
[07:02] <Fixious> say bad things about them before they come back
[07:02] <Dabbleh> greaper is grumpy
[07:02] <Fixious> greaper is fat
[07:02] <Dabbleh> gore is a bear
[07:03] <Fixious> jordan smells funny
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[07:03] * *.quakenet.org sets mode: +ooooov SeymourGore RockeyRex Frip GReaper Q Robke
[07:03] * *.quakenet.org sets mode: +vv St3lth irc-stats-bot
[07:03] <Dabbleh> robke is a *fancy lad*
[07:03] <Dabbleh> *dance*

 

[Solid]

[20:33:46] Niko: xD
[20:34:46] Niko: Oi
[20:34:56] Niko: If u in a call
[20:34:58] Niko: Add me
[20:35:31] Niko: Noobs
[20:36:25] Jack Milner: fox
[20:36:37] Niko: ?
[20:36:46] Jack Milner: Last night, i was looking up at the stars, naming everything I love about you.. but then I ran out of stars <3
[20:37:08] Niko: Aaaaawwwwww.. Sounds homosexual

 

[lil_maniac]

Hahah xD <3

 

[Application-1]

<00:07:23> "Application-1": but first
<00:07:25> "Application-1":

<00:07:33> "Application-1": learn to cut your bagel the right way
<00:07:50> "Xzanth": wat
<00:07:53> "Application-1": bich
<00:07:56> "Application-1": bitch*
<00:08:22> "Application-1": you better cut that *chocolate cookies* every 180 degrees and from vertical to horizontal and you make sure its from the outside to the inside
<00:08:29> "Application-1": otherwise i aint eating that crap
<00:08:49> "Annihilate": this guy
<00:08:59> "Annihilate": pro bageler
<00:09:42> "Application-1": my idol
<00:10:08> "Xzanth": thefuckdidiwatch
<00:10:47> "Annihilate": see its all about the surface area
<00:10:52> "Annihilate": this guys got the right idea
<00:10:57> "Annihilate": you can get more sht on it!
<00:10:58> "Application-1": inna is on the top of this *chocolate cookies*
<00:11:03> "Application-1": he gots it
<00:11:36> "Application-1": also
<00:11:37> "Application-1": xzanth
<00:11:41> "Application-1": watch that link
<00:11:45> "Application-1": in our channel description
<00:11:55> "Application-1": he so hot

<00:12:07> "Xzanth":
<00:12:09> "Annihilate": l0lwtf
<00:12:11> "Application-1": and yes he has down syndrome
<00:13:23> "Application-1": MARH GHUBLER
<00:13:23> "Application-1":

<00:13:35> "Application-1": this stuff isnt supposed to be funny
<00:13:37> "Application-1": but it is
<00:14:00> "Application-1": I feel so bad right now
<00:14:02> "Annihilate": we're bad D:
<00:14:07> "Xzanth": :<
<00:14:10> "Xzanth": u guize
<00:14:21> "Application-1": but then I get my pro bagel
<00:14:23> "Application-1": and all is k
<00:15:24> "Application-1": this guy
<00:15:27> "Application-1": knows his math
<00:15:28> "Application-1": http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTl0dASnxto6j2wlVs5Bs2Q
<00:16:21> "Application-1": OH DAMN
<00:16:22> "Application-1":

<00:16:30> "Application-1": HE GETS ALL THE LADIES WITH THOSE MAD CUBE SKILLS
<00:16:35> "Application-1": *dance* i want to be like him
<00:16:50> "Xzanth": what the *dance* was the point in that
<00:17:02> "Application-1": girls like cubes
<00:17:10> "Annihilate": wtf o.0
<00:17:12> "Application-1": rule #1 if you want to be a stud like him
<00:17:40> "Application-1":

<00:17:43> "Application-1": twiddle
<00:17:44> "Application-1": bitch
<00:17:52> "Xzanth": crap
<00:17:56> "Xzanth": I haz no rubber bands
<00:18:05> "Application-1": no ladies for you
<00:18:38> "Application-1": TRIPPLE TWIDDLE
<00:18:40> "Annihilate": dafuq is the point in that lol
<00:19:22> "Application-1": i just tried
<00:19:26> "Application-1": *chocolate cookies* is actually hard
<00:19:28> "Application-1": *dance*

 

[Dabbleh]

mulk joseph hooobler

 

[Dabbleh]

<19:21:56> "Application-1": time to poop
<19:22:02> "Jedrek": to what?
<19:22:27> "Application-1": to poop in the shower then throw it at the toilet and miss and get mad

IRC.. TS3, same thing.

 

[Sin]

<16:27:02> "Fixious": blood makes vry good lube

 

[Propkid]

It does...

 

[Dabbleh]

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[21:04] * *Fireblasto* gives channel operator status to Bestking
[21:04] <Bestking> I am using mIRC so...
[21:04] * Bestking has quit (Quit)

 

[WildFire]

<Fixious> dude im fixious
<Fixious> my creepiness know no bounds

 

[WildFire]

<SeymourGore> Dredd got a decent review by IGN
<RockeyRex> So did T:A
<RockeyRex> No reliability ever since

 

[WildFire]

#legions takes over #ps2:

* diski (eemeli@cs27019021.pp.htv.fi) has joined #ps2
* Q gives voice to diski
<SeymourGore> hi diski
* *Fireblasto* pokes diski
<diski> *dance*
<SeymourGore> it's not a party until diski gets here
<nM|Amm92> Oh hai diski
<diski> :/
<Jordan> diski ur efamous