Lets play a fun little game with injury and loss!

[Armageddon]

So last year at this time i rolled my 2000 Dodge Durango 2.5 times, Today i bought another 2000 Durango.

Old:

New:

The last durango lasted 2 months before i totaled it.
So lets take bets on how many months and how many rolls this one will do.

Durango #1: 2months / 2.5 Rolls.

My bet for durango #2

6 Months / 1.5 Front Flips

Winner gets 2 kids and a wife!

*Keep in consideration i drink a lot and drive too fast.

 

[SeymourGore]

11 months / 1 Roll, 1 Domestic Livestock

 

[WildFire]

12 months / 2 rolls / 1 fire hydrant

 

[57thEnryu]

6 mo / 3.5 rolls / 1 fence

and the prize should be the wreaked up durngo, cuz *dance* your not gona need that anymore

 

[Armageddon]

and the prize should be the wreaked up durngo, cuz *dance* your not gona need that anymore

Sounds fair but how about the wife and kids and 2 wreaked durangos since i still have the other one. might be able to build something fun with the leftovers.

 

[Sin]

3 months / 1 barrel roll / 3 nuns

 

[SeymourGore]

and the prize should be the wreaked up durngo, cuz *dance* your not gona need that anymore

I dunno, dude's got an attractive wife and kids are always handy to have around when there's chores to be done.

 

[Rougey]

6 months, 2 rolls and motorcycle (rider survives)

 

[57thEnryu]

I dunno, dude's got an attractive wife and kids are always handy to have around when there's chores to be done.

hmmm, good point.....pics?

 

[Armageddon]

hmmm can't find the pix now, she had instant action in marker on her cleavage a few years back. I'll look for'em.
So-So looking, not my best catch but she puts up with my *chocolate cookies*.

Back to bets, if i find one i like i'll go for it.
So far sey's is likely because of my rural surroundings and Sins because of my hate of church and other accepted cults.
YOLO

 

[SeymourGore]

Pretty sure Gheist saved the photograph (he always describes it in detail when the topic comes up).

You must've really liked that Durango to pick up another one. I'll admit, it's one badass'd looking minivan!

 

[RockeyRex]

2,5 times over and that is the result? Pfft...

Behold, the results from a frontflip with a twist!

 

[Sin]

that poor mazda...

 

[Armageddon]

Dayum.
How fast were you going?

I was only going about 55mph when i hit the ice then turned side ways and hit dry pavement. Thats what caused me to roll.

 

[RockeyRex]

~50mph

 

[57thEnryu]

I'm glad I have never been in a car wreck, that *chocolate cookies* looks scary.

 

[Gheist]

Pretty sure Gheist saved the photograph (he always describes it in detail when the topic comes up). [...]

While the second part (in parentheses) isn't really accurate, the first part is indeed true. Just found it in the depths of my IA archives. Scary stuff in there...

And yes, I stumbled upon this thread by searching my name. Guilty!

 

[Dabbleh]

I'm glad I have never been in a car wreck, that *chocolate cookies* looks scary.

best bit is when you are still alive and come out with only a bruise, like a boss.

 

[Armageddon]

Drunk gettin ready for a run, hopefully someone is close.. i feel reckless.