Funny IRC Quotes

WildFire

Warrior of Linux
[22:52:50] <SeymourGore> i'm moving to #spek, the new official channel for spektrum
[22:52:57] »» Now talking on #spek
[22:52:58] »» SeymourGore has changed the topic to: Dabbleh stinks
 

WildFire

Warrior of Linux
[20:33:17] ---» DUSTIN1991 (DUSTIN1991@72.251.104.88) has Joined #Legions.info
[20:34:22] <DUSTIN1991> hello m gay 21 fem
[20:35:47] <DUSTIN1991> anyone wanna whisper
[20:35:56] <Xzanth> huh
[20:37:11] <DUSTIN1991> zanth nothing whatever forget it
[20:37:57] «--- DUSTIN1991 (DUSTIN1991@72.251.104.88) has Quit (Quit: Leaving)
 
<21:21:15> "Fire": i got better things 2 do
<21:21:17> "Fire": movies 2 watch
<21:21:41> "Panic": LOL
<21:21:47> "Panic": which ones
<21:21:50> "Panic": lets pick soe :D
<21:22:10> "Fire": silver linings playbook right now
<21:22:15> "Fire": romantic comedy u prob wouldnt like
<21:22:16> "Panic": omg
<21:22:20> "Panic": ive already seen it
<21:22:24> "Fire": LOL
<21:22:25> "Fire": i forgot
<21:22:26> "Panic": it wasnt liket he book at all
<21:22:27> "Fire": u love the notebook
<21:22:33> "Panic": I WATCHED IT WITH MY GRANDMA
<21:22:35> "Panic": SHE MADE ME STOP

tl;dr
Shaska likes The Notebook
 

57thRomance

Member
<21:21:15> "Fire": i got better things 2 do
<21:21:17> "Fire": movies 2 watch
<21:21:41> "Panic": LOL
<21:21:47> "Panic": which ones
<21:21:50> "Panic": lets pick soe :D
<21:22:10> "Fire": silver linings playbook right now
<21:22:15> "Fire": romantic comedy u prob wouldnt like
<21:22:16> "Panic": omg
<21:22:20> "Panic": ive already seen it
<21:22:24> "Fire": LOL
<21:22:25> "Fire": i forgot
<21:22:26> "Panic": it wasnt liket he book at all
<21:22:27> "Fire": u love the notebook
<21:22:33> "Panic": I WATCHED IT WITH MY GRANDMA
<21:22:35> "Panic": SHE MADE ME STOP

tl;dr
Shaska likes The Notebook
Lol my gf loves The Notebook, and she's been begging me to let her watch it with me this summer.
 

57thRomance

Member
It really is not a good movie.

I ruined it for Shaska a while back when he was trolling a pub. #goodtimes

Lawl I expect it to be a terrible movie; regardless, she's my baby and I love her, so what else could I do?

To settle the score, though, I'm seeing The Hangover 3 with my bros this Sunday. #brofist
 

Voltage

Puzzlemaster
<SeymourGore> are you in vegas, astrum?
<SeymourGore> my wife's there with her friend, go there and seduce her
<Astrum|Lap> that's creepy
<SeymourGore> i'm just a little upset w her, she left on this trip and left me $80 in the account...
<SeymourGore> which wouldn't be too bad... but there's no groceries in this house!
 

Jordahan

World Leader of The 21st Century
[13:39] <@SeymourGore> until i realized she left without getting groceries
[13:39] <@Jordan> oh god
[13:39] <Astrum|Lap> to be fair, this is the wrong time to be in vegas
[13:39] <@SeymourGore> now, as the kids say, the *chocolate cookies* has gotten real
 

WildFire

Warrior of Linux
[13:03:25] <@SeymourGore> g'morning GReaper!
[13:03:32] <@GReaper> afternoon mr gore!
[13:03:44] <@GReaper> another glorious day... for people who don't suffer from hayfever
[13:03:48] <@GReaper> (bastards)
[13:10:56] <@SeymourGore> yar, i imagine it's hard to maintain a cold, steely exterior while having a runny nose
 

Dabbleh

Legions Developer
<Txb> Xzanth hi
<Xzanth> hi
<Txb> xzanth can you tell in which programmation language rokkit is programmed?
<kasityolainen> visual basic
<Xzanth> it is using the UDK engine
<kasityolainen> legions uses turbo pascal
<Xzanth> and so (I think) would use unrealscript
<Txb> thanks guys :D
<Txb> i'll search more about this languages :D
 
Fire: no listen this is what happen
Fire: im not making this up
shaska: ok ok
Fire: i came out tha bathroom and looked across the sea of slot machines
Fire: but one of them was looking back at me
shaska: rofl
Fire: so i walked 100 yards to this bad boy
Fire: it was called "5 Dragons"
Fire: i put in 20 bucks and started playing
Fire: this *chocolate cookies* was complicated and i had no idea what was going on
Fire: then an old chinese woman walked up to me
Fire: she started to tell me what to do and i hit big and went up to $230
Fire: so $210 profit
Fire: then i cashed out, gave her a hug and she disappeared
Fire: tried to find her again later that night, nowhere
Fire: i think she was an ancient chinese ancestor of mine
Fire: a ghost
Fire: helping me out
shaska: LOL
Fire: 4eal dude dont laugh at my ancestors
Fire: she won me mad guap

MAD GUAP
 

Krakyn

Member
shaska: im so *dancing* annoyed
shaska: theres this kid who has aspergers
shaska: and he keeps texting my friend
shaska: he goes to our school
shaska: and throughout the whole summer
shaska: he texted him non stop
shaska: he asked him *chocolate cookies* like
shaska: CAN WE HANG OUT
shaska: WHATSUP WHATSUP
shaska: CAN I SEE A PICK OF YOUR ABS
shaska: and im just so *dancing* annoyed

____

shaska texting the "asperger kid":

shaska: he told mehe never wants to hangout with you

weird kid: yah,but he said hed think anout giving me another chance

shaska: we have all of your textsabout you asking himto take a picture of him shirtlessthat's really weird dude

weird kid:
know i dont know why i said that, i just wanted motivation for workingout
 
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