Annihilate: Frodo
Application: Gimli
Xzanth: Boromir
Dobson: Legolas
Riptack: That ghost pirate thingy king guy
Solid: Aragorn
Fox: An ent when he found out all the other trees died and got mad
Badpox: Haldir
Battelstar: Samwise Gamgee
Pullute: Sauron
Laurence: Gollum
Freeman: Dildo Baggins
The-Disaster: Balrog (see below)
Ripper: The guy behind the bar from movie 1 when they meet aragorn
RockeyRex: Gandalf
SynistaJay: -there are no black guys in LOTR-/MIA
[Seymour edit: All of the Orcs were black... for the most part]
EPIC THE-DISASTER GANK: