I'm a better person than you

[HVanquish]

I just rescued a turtle, what have you done today?

 

[Ucantry2run]

Not create stupid threads.

 

[Freeman]

i put a turtle in a life threatening situation, you?

 

[ColoredSpades]

Epic Meal Time FTW.

 

[Piggeh]

I have avoided writing comma splices.

 

[57thRomance]

 

[RedInk]

noudint...

 

[Fissurez]

i kicked a puppy.
don't worry, it was one of those little rat dogs.

World favour.

 

[WildFire]

I rescued a small child today at sailing. Trufax.

 

[Synista]

I didn't brag.

 

[Immanent]

Killed Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber, wut?

 

[Synista]

Killed Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber, wut?

You forgot Cher Loyd

 

[jickerjacker]

I was life guarding at the swim meet at my pool and saved a drowning 8 & under girl. Have to do it every Saturday since they all can't swim but still counts :l

 

[A2]

Drank water.

 

[DKnight556]

I'm a better person than you

 

[anak]

I just worked two double shifts doing the work of three people. I've also saved like 5 baby turtles already, so.

 

[Freeman]

I just worked two double shifts doing the work of three people. I've also saved like 5 baby turtles already, so.

Dat pizza boy?

 

[anak]

aw yea.pizza boy for a retarded boss who only schedules 2 people to work in a kitchen on a friday.

 

[Armageddon]

You saved a turtle?
Follow me for a second won't you.. What if that turtle was mean't to die because god wanted it to? What if that turtle carries a genetic mutation that will be passed to the offspring it was never mean't to have? You sir have just damned who knows how many generations of turtles.
I hope you're happy.

 

[Arch]

I saved a pregnant turtle.