This is Dr. Evil's attempt to make the world's greatest super computer then destroy the world with the giant astroid that looks like a-
-BUNS, GET YOUR BUNS HERE! "are they hot?" You wana come get some? "Hey what is that guy doing at your-
-BEHIND, WATCH YOUR BEHIND! "Oh shoot, sorry" God, you nearly ran over that dog. "well it just ran out behind me" Nevermind about that, lets just get this into the-
-ASS, YOU *dancing* ASS!!! "Hee Haw, Hee Haw" Whats the matter? "This friking donkey won't move and the cart is stuck in the mud." Hmmm, thats a problem. Well lets try pushing-
-HARDER, HARDER!!! "Whats going on?" The pottery is still sagging, it just won't harden up. "hmm, you see that furnace over there? You need to stick it in its-
-butts and I can not lie. You other brothers can't deny that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get-
-Magic Johnson! "Yes?" Oh my god it is you, I am a huge fan. "Why thank you." Can I just ask, will you check out my-
-Seat yourself right there. Thank you for coming today. "Oh my pleasure" Yes, well, first of all do you have your resume. "Oh its right here" That is rather long. "You think so?" Yes, well, its a quite impressive-
-Johnson! "Yes sir?" Dont give in to Dr. Evil's plot.
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