To be honest here.. I'm pretty sure most of us L:O players would appreciate if you made a WORKING script of this and not just amuse yourself by making this and fooling everyone.
April Fools day is past. Now I demand you fix this so I can
A more direct approach would be "Start a Conservsation", that way, the person you are addressing will be notified, smaller chance of him finding a thread like this.
Vuvuzela as jet sounds makes the experience of the World Cup more realistic, since you can't tell those people to stop blowing the instrument as you can stop players from jetting ;)