Have you ever heard of people called catfish? Or the MTV show Catfish?

Having to poop twice in one morning after having "nuclear wings" at a restaurant the night before.

I always thought that was a good feeling.

I missed a once-in-a-lifetime concert last Tuesday because my uncle died the night before. :(

Prozac maybe? Or I would give it more attention, like give it something else to play with or tear apart. Like have it chase a laser dot from a laser pointer.

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My jaaaaaaaaammmmmmm <3

Let's see how you like Skrillex now... https://soundcloud.com/patrono10/every-skrillex-song-at-the

LES MIS WAS FREAKING PHENOMENAL!!!!!!!! HUGH JACKMAN AND ANNE HATHAWAY WERE INSANELY GOOD!!!! Russel Crowe needed a better voice, but ACTING AND FILMING WAS AWESOME! I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THIS MOVIE TO ANYONE WHO LOVES THE MUSICAL! GO OUT AND WATCH IT NOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

So far... 1.) A bunch of 1990s and early 2000s pop CDs from someone in my fraternity, since my brother name is NSync. 2.) Leather driving gloves and a handmade photo frame from my girlfriend :) Honestly, I don't expect much else except for great food and fellowship with friends and family.

Ok, believe it or not, I want you to have my babies. Your like "wtf", ikr. But seriously:

For those of you wondering, the first Hobbit movie is definitely worth seeing. It's 3 hours long, but it kept me on my toes for sure. Definitely watch it in IMAX 3D if you can.

Although this shooting did significantly impact me, since it happened 20 minutes from my hometown and I do sincerely believe the murder of children is terribly evil, I agree that news coverage tends to go too overboard. Some of what networks do doesn't just encourage more killings; it's outright...

http://forums.legionsoverdrive.com/threads/diagnosing-network-related-issues.1324/

HER NAME IS RIO AND SHE DANCES ON THE SAND

Damn, what a throwback :P