http://www.cracked.com/video_18395_if-online-gamers-were-honest.html

"Someone told me one time, stop comparing your insides to other people's outsides."

http://macromeme.com/dog/gamer-girls-obnoxious.html

WHY COULDN'T I BE THIS Side note, possibly the laziest thing I've ever put together. Feast your eyes upon it.

I started playing today for reasons ENTIRELY UNRELATED TO THIS POST. So yes.

YA GOT TALENT SONNY. Seriously. This sounds like great background music for some wildly successful indie game. Maybe try putting it up on http://www.newgrounds.com/ and see what happens? Also there's no use trying to change for everyone who gives you criticism. Once you get more popular you'll...

Actually it'll be surprisingly monotonous, since your fear of heights will cause you to spend most of the fall unconscious, but you can try.

http://www.cracked.com/video_18386_if-breakup-ballads-were-more-realistic-and-way-crazier.html In the words of the top commenter... "Looked like it was going to be boring and repetitive, then got very awesome very quickly."

I'd like to join BUT I CAN'T FIND A WAY TO END THIS TINY SENTENCE "I'd like to join :o" "I'd like to join..." "I'd like to join!" "I'd like to join" srsly nothing works ;-;

I liked the happy mouse dance at the end.

One bored broad (and pro procrastinator).

http://www.gregion.com/game/download.html Right here bro

I use Gregion, resulting in THIS.

Members: 1,597 ...?

AHA! That'll teach you to assume things about people you don't know anything about! OK maybe not...

BAM. The 100% uncut version of my face. Took this just now. No make-up (I don't wear it), hair's a bit wet still, and NO SMILE EVER

...? So you have this thing that causes women to flee from you in all directions, and you're saving it for use on supermodels?

NO WORRIES GENTLEMEN THE *GIRL* HAS ARRIVED When the time for gift-giving arrives, just say you're waiting for the opportune moment or whatevah. Then, next time you see her drinking straight soy sauce, you'll know she's pmsing. That's when you give her a pint of triple chocolate fudge ice cream...