What you may not know about me is that I've been on the "Discouraged Users List" as well as Nept. This such list throttles your bandwidth to the forums in an effort to reduce trolling. Ironically, this has actually taken more of an opposite effect in which now I squander my bandwidth to...

Down on your knees...or just bend over and grab your ankles cause that's the proper position as you pray to The Mighty Gore. The more blood and tears he gets out of you, the happier Gore be.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGar7KC6Wiw

I would like to suggest the SeymourCore. It's only utilized by sentinels as it provides a thick, but nicely cushioned gut for blocking, and a bald head for aerodynamics. There is also a mighty beard to catch Cheetohs and poutine with.

Compare the volume of a cylinder of infinite length to that of a sphere with a finite diameter. Afterwards apply your findings to the utility of Legions weaponry. Then make sweet sweet love to Seymour with your tongue.

The thing you absolutely don't do is let Seymour touch your your naughty bits. I notice there are players that seem to do this regularly and it has resulted in them be distracted or unresponsive. Often times we would hear the husky groan of the hairy gorilla over TS3 followed by shameful...

Seymour is my inspiration for playing. His hairy sweaty back just gets me so motivated. Also, when you rub his tummy its like calling a genie from a lamp, except all you get is Seymour's boner.

Harro Evybawdy!

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I've addressed this in my previous posts regarding situational weapon use. Let's also ask, why do you want the CG to be "consistent" for all ranges, when the rocket and nade are not "consistent" at all ranges? I'm indifferent of the cg spread and overheat, then again I don't think the...

I think Nept summed it up my point, but I shall go into detail. Nobody says that the chaingun is the main chase or duel gun, just as rockets and nades are not the main chase or duel guns. I think you need to see the picture from the other side of the looking glass and say, "So rocket and nade...

Actually, its not a Legions-Tribes argument, that portion was more of an insult than anything. Your attempt to down-play the lingering Tribes mentality that much of the community holds is pure ignorance. Nowhere does anything in the game say that rockets and grenades should be a primary...

Freedom of movement isn't enough, movement needs a buff. Come on now, you were never in the handful of people who are considered awesome with the chaingun. Regardless of that, the chaingun had it's downsides. The problem was more the lack of movement than the actual chaingun. It takes less...

Perhaps you shouldn't be floating along for people to chain you out. There is no actual definition of a main duel weapon and we shouldn't allow these artificial Tribes inherited constraints to force us into believing that chain-gun is no more a primary weapon than rockets or grenades. Let's...