Puns

[skypredator]

Have any witty puns? Post them here.

Sherlock Holmes turned to Dr Watson and announced: "The murderer lives in the house with the yellow door."

"Good grief, Holmes," said Watson. "How on earth did you deduce that?"

"It's a lemon entry, my dear Watson.

 

[Dacil]

sounds like a joke with a pun to me

 

[Application-1]

No.

 

[Gekkeman123]

hi ?

 

[A2]

hi ?

hahahahahahahahahahaha...no.

 

[ripperthedipper]

hi ?

Who would want to say that?

"*lady friends*, get ready to get owned" is much better.

 

[RisingSun]

Its very sunny out today... HAHAH.....

 

[MJ1284]

Oh RisingSun, you're so fun Fun FUN.

... and it's (not) friday.

 

[Propkid]

hi ?

Do it Properly Kid!

 

[57thEnryu]

very punny people...

 

[57thEnryu]

Did I ever tell you how much I love flamers? Can we keep this on track, please? I made a thread in the "Off-Topic Section of the forums, just for fun. At this point, I wouldn't mind if it got a lock, since none of you have the sense of humor that I'm looking for.

I said "very punny". Is that not what you came here for?! Are you not entertained?!

 

[Abandoned]

"Hey, did you get abandoned lately?"
Now guess how many freakin times I've heard that.

 

[MJ1284]

I said "very punny". Is that not what you came here for?! Are you not entertained?!

I'd say that's feeble and puny attempt to be funny.
See what I did there?

 

[Royalty]

I'd say that's feeble and puny attempt to be funny.
See what I did there?

No not really...

 

[DKnight556]

Two dogs are eating a clown. One dog says to the other " Does this taste funny to you?"

 

[skypredator]

I'm surprised this didn't get a lock. I was slightly high, on RX antibiotics at the time I posted this and forgot about it. Ahhh, screw you, Doctors. Lock please?

 

[SeymourGore]

The community loves their puns. Locked as per OP's request! (Pretty sure there's another pun thread out there, so don't panic about the lack of puns!)