Yo Momma

[SNAKEOPS]

I decided to create this thread out of amusement, rules are only one yo momma jokes per post and at least one person must post before you can post again. I'll start it off.

Yo momma so stupid, she sleeps on an alarm clock to wake up on time.

 

[Fixious]

Yo momma so old, she's get a separate entrance for black dicks.

 

[Jordahan]

Yo momma so basic, her pH is 10.

 

[SNAKEOPS]

Yo momma so stupid, she screamed into an envelope to send a voice mail.

 

[Krakyn]

you're momma is so stupid, she needs a vacuum to clean her out every month or two

 

[SeymourGore]

Yo momma seems like a pleasant lady.

 

[Application-1]

Yo momma so fat, I missed 2 seasons of Game of Thrones when she walked past the tv.

 

[Xtreme]

Your mother is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side

 

[SNAKEOPS]

Yo momma seems like a pleasant lady.

She's single........


Yo Momma so stupid, she put a quarter in each ear and said she's listening to 50 cent.

 

[Dino]

Yo Momma so fat even dora can't explore her

meh..

 

[SNAKEOPS]

Yo momma so ugly, that when she walks into banks, they turn off the surveillance cameras.