tl;dr mad cause bad
EDIT:
lolwut, everyone knows about your disgust for T:A. i could go through your forum posts to find what i need, but unlike you, i dont have the time to waste to make large walls of text.
im not said girl, but why dont you just use a bag?
takes no effort, but it still shows you "care" enough to "surprise her".
example:
this bag has animals on it. bitches love animals.
raping would mean that i had sex with you, not kissing.
and seriously? pretty sure i can counter sue for assault.
"sexual privacy". lol, you're *dancing* creative.