Life Saving Kebab

[Propkid]

I just HAD TO share this. Kind of a thing that I don't let slip by unnoticed ^^
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/man-uses-kebab-sandwich-plug-own-slashed-throat-203724743.html

 

[aus.hsp]

Kebabs cure hangovers; now they save lives... what's next?

 

[Dabbleh]

Only in the UK would a knife fight and a kebab be combined.

 

[Severance]

I was thinking more along the lines of one of these

but a sandwich works too!

 

[Propkid]

By a sandwich they probably mean something like this:

Anyways, the moral of the story is that if you ever see a man with a slit throat, offer him whatever you're eating to cover the wound and go run look for a towel.

'OMG you're bleeding! Here, have this sandwich I just bought.' What kind of a logic does one need to have to come up with this...

 

[aus.hsp]

I was thinking more along the lines of one of these

but a sandwich works too!

Interesting fact... I just found out when I went to my local kebab shop - these are ACTUALLY called chicken souvlaki... but before that I called it a kebab stick D:

 

[T[h]E Dis[as]teR]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4276998/Throat-cut-man-saved-by-doner-ke-bandage.html
main article

 

[Frez]

Madness...

 

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