Legions Jokes
- Thread starter Delpicy
- Start date
Ucantry2run
Private Tester
Angel: "We have 16 players for this pug, don't we? Let's play."
Ucan:" You know the 3/5 Compromise says that you only count as 3/5ths of a person, right?"
Everybody:"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-fifths_compromise
Ucan:" You know the 3/5 Compromise says that you only count as 3/5ths of a person, right?"
Everybody:"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-fifths_compromise
AFireInAsa
#1
Pop: "Transformers is a good movie."
ColoredSpades
Member
So in the Respawn chambers, they were having a bad day, therefore for some reason they would only accepted legionares that died on a bad day.
The first one comes up;
"I just came home and thought my wife was having an affair with someone, but I was only paranoid, that is until I saw a hand on my window sill. Then I hammered then off only to see the Raider land onto a bush. Then I dropped an ammo depot on him. I was so filled with remorse because he was also on my team during the game that I died of guild and shock."
They let the Sentinel in.
The second one comes up;
"I was workin on my rocket launcher until I accidentally rocket jumped onto a ledge. I was on low health so I didn't wanna fall down. THEN SOME FRICKIN TKer MANIAC CAME AT ME WITH A HAMMER and I fell. Luckily I fell into a bush until I saw an ammo depot drop on me :<"
They let him in
The third one comes up;
"Imagine this: I'm hiding in an ammo depot, NAKED."
The moral of the story is...
Always hug the unicorns or they will bring misfortune upon you.
The first one comes up;
"I just came home and thought my wife was having an affair with someone, but I was only paranoid, that is until I saw a hand on my window sill. Then I hammered then off only to see the Raider land onto a bush. Then I dropped an ammo depot on him. I was so filled with remorse because he was also on my team during the game that I died of guild and shock."
They let the Sentinel in.
The second one comes up;
"I was workin on my rocket launcher until I accidentally rocket jumped onto a ledge. I was on low health so I didn't wanna fall down. THEN SOME FRICKIN TKer MANIAC CAME AT ME WITH A HAMMER and I fell. Luckily I fell into a bush until I saw an ammo depot drop on me :<"
They let him in
The third one comes up;
"Imagine this: I'm hiding in an ammo depot, NAKED."
The moral of the story is...
Always hug the unicorns or they will bring misfortune upon you.
AFireInAsa
#1
Pop: "Transformers is a good movie."
ocarina_boy
Member
What do you get when you have a Tribes formula but want to dumb it down so twelve year olds can play it:
Legions.
Legions.
Application-1
test bester
Why could Johnny not cap the flag?
Johny is a rock.
Johny is a rock.
Armageddon
Teapot
oh lulz
Vinzyboy23
Member
I wonder why people here want the flag so much?
Ucantry2run
Private Tester
I had to. It was such a good opportunity, I couldn't miss it.
Application-1
test bester
Why couldn't Bob shoot his chaingun?
Bob is a pack of milk.
Bob is a pack of milk.
57thRomance
Member
What do a troll, a ranter, and a feminist all have in common?
None of them have the power to change anything.
None of them have the power to change anything.
I
IzRaPiDz
Guest
Why did raider fly up in the air?
Becuase
Becuase
