Ask the Wommin of Legions [Buggirl read this]

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yami

yami

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Buggirl has proclaimed herself the official Wommin of Legions. As such I feel that it's her duty to provide cultural learnings of women for make benefit glorious men of legions. AKA ask bug girl questions about girls and hopefully she will give us some female insight.

I definitely didn't ask her if this was okay and have no idea if she will even respond (hey there's a topic right there, how do girls feel when men have no regard for their opinion) but hopefully she will.

I'll get the ball rolling
When giving a gift to a female, how important is it to wrap aforementioned gift (assuming it can be wrapped). I always feel that wrapping is an extreme waste of time and resources and is an outdated tradition that is kept alive to keep wrapping paper and ribbon companies alive. Why spend so much time on something that is going to be ripped apart in 10 seconds. Would the average female brain be able to comprehend my obvious logic and not be offended by my evasion of tradition?

Thank you for helping us help you help us all
 
Freeman

Freeman

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im not said girl, but why dont you just use a bag?
takes no effort, but it still shows you "care" enough to "surprise her".

example:
gift-bag-sugar-spice.jpg

this bag has animals on it. bitches love animals.
 
stefygraff

stefygraff

Private Tester
You know this thread is going to get trolled with style.
Trololo yami cant handle wommin! save him from his misery! i can explain what happens to girls in that period! :D
 
SeymourGore

SeymourGore

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Yar, Seymour believes that this type of thread would help out a great deal of the nerdlings that reside here. One day those nerdlings will have to venture out of their parents basement and try to associate themselves with the opposite sex.

Any kind of help for them would be greatly appreciated!
 
BugGirl

BugGirl

Wommin of Legions
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT IS THIS MADNESS
I really don't feel qualified to speak for all wommins ever WHERE'S DACIL ;-;
...whatever I guess I can take a swing at the wrapping question. There's something to be said for receiving a present already wrapped, which is a way to say "You are about to be pleasantly surprised", as opposed to having some naked gift presented like "Happy Anniversary SURPRISE you already know what this is," or perhaps "I found this under a couch cushion and thought you might like it". The wrapped gift signifies preparation and forethought. Additionally, the idea of having the thing wrapped means that she has enough time to comprehend that you're giving her something before she tears apart your handiwork and discovers what it is, which means there are not one, but TWO (hopefully) pleasant surprises, neatly spaced. And by the way, don't think of wrapping as a waste of time or a tradition perpetuated by greedy companies, because that is extremely cynical and unromantic and you should totally be willing to invest time and money in your girlfriend and show her you care, and if you don't want to feed the wrapping paper companies then wait until someone gives you a gift and carefully extract the wrapping paper from that and stuff it in your pocket to save for later, but don't because that's just sad and SHE WILL KNOW THE WRAPPING PAPER IS USED. Wommins have a sixth sense for that kind of thing. It's painfully obvious to us. All of us.
And if you're going to use a gift bag add some of that pretty crinkly paper stuff and don't just plop the gift in there and let it flop around. You need to make her dig for it. It helps build anticipation. ANTICIPATION IS KEY. ARE YOU WRITING THIS DOWN?
AND BTW GIRLS HATE WHEN YOU HAVE NO REGARD FOR THEIR OPINION
ALL GIRLS
EVERYWHERE
FOREVER
Yeah that's about as much speaking for all womminkind that I can take. CONGRATULATIONS STRIFE YOU WIN DUBSTEP
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blame yami for opening the floodgates - . -
DISCLAIMER: I am not responsible for any heartbreak you may experience if and when some awful girl takes the present you took an entire ten minutes wrapping and bludgeons you about the head and shoulders with it until one of you passes out. And I wrote this at 4 AM so maybe you shouldn't take this as, like, the gospel truth you've been looking for all your life. Maybe next post.
 
57thEnryu

57thEnryu

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BugGirl said:
DISCLAIMER: I am not responsible for any heartbreak you may experience if and when some awful girl takes the present you took an entire ten minutes wrapping and bludgeons you about the head and shoulders with it until one of you passes out. And I wrote this at 4 AM so maybe you shouldn't take this as, like, the gospel truth you've been looking for all your life. Maybe next post.
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my last gf was a psychopath who I am very surprised didn't have one of her friends come to my house and beat me up when we broke up, I think I can handle any "heartbreak"

true story btw
 
Propkid

Propkid

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Do you really feel guilty/bad after doing stupid ass hormone driven cruel *chocolate cookies* to your friendzoned guys or boyfriends while you're on your period? I can't ask my wumman cos it's me who 'tortures' her at that time of the month :p

Have you ever watched porn for other reasons that curiosity?

Are guys with long hair gross or better looking? (always hated this one, imho they look more like pussies)

Do gamer girls care less about their appearance? Do they feel less insecure while with men? (you being on this forum/game basically resembles you being a part of a conversation taking place in a men's changing room in several ways)

If for the whole duration of pms and period your man fed you chocolate and shizzles (cos that's what you always want -.- sweets solve all the issues in the world for women, don't they?) and you'd end up gaining weight cos of that... would you hate or love your man for that?

Would it ever be a turnoff if the guy wore Sponge-Bob underwear? Or some other cartoonish/game theme?

Does all women like it when the man is the one with the 'upper hand' in the relationship? I mean in this 'undeniable logic' and 'he knows it all already' way.
 
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