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i SAEW otharr GAIDES 4 LEEJUNZ PLAYING, batt tehy donnt giv ENUGH cruZIAL INFORRMATTION abaut hOW 2 BEKAM PROFESSUNAL LEEJUNZ ATHLETE!!!
so I WRAIT GAID!!
ADMINS!! PLZ NOT DELLETTE AGUN!! mY MOM said I NOT GET ALLOWANCE If THIS DELlETE AGAINn!!!!!
BEGINNARR TAKTIX!
bset lodaut 4 bginnar is SEANTINIEAEL, it has bset wapon ni GAEM aprat from SNIPARR! (NLY PROS UES SNIPAR!)
hear r soem TIPS for BEGINNARS to becoem PRO!
1. CHAINGAN IS FOR NOOBS! REMEMBAR THAT! if enione sez 2 u to ues CG for CHEIZING, it is suer sign of noob! do not lsiten! PROS nly use MIDAIRS (SURE SIGN OF PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE) to chaze, is msot reliable way to kil KARRIAR! but as u BEGINNAR, ues SEANTINIEAEL bset weapon, CLASTER GERNADDES! if u keep uesing CLASTERS midfiald 2 DSITRAKT KAPPARS, PROS wil thank u for being AMERIKAN HERO!
ASLO if U wan 2 GAT PROFESSIONAL, alwys UES farg COMBOEZ! proFESSIONALS nly UEs FARG COMBOEZ 2 KIL, if u NOT UES FRAGG COMBOEZ, professIONALSZ wil kall u TURBONOOB!! REMEMBARR THAT!
2.wen u want to go fast with sentinal, ues ur INSTANT OD BSOOT! it giev u MASSIVE SPED and u can cATCH anny kappar! unless tehy r PRO and UES loadout with maximun SPED, teh OUTRAIDAR! soem ppl will try 2 tell u dat OUTRAIDAR suxx for someting called COMP PLAY ( LOL WTF, U HAEV TO USE COMPUTARR TO PLAY, DO TEHY TINK WE UES NINDENDDOS??) becaus OUTRAIDARR iz weak liek baybe SEAL, and get CHAINGANNEDD ezly. BUT as ME told U, PROS only ues MIDAIRRS, so OUTRAIDARR IS BEST 4 cpping AGENST PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES, becuz he is FAST AS CHEETAH! ( NOT THE MONKEY U PUPU LICKER!)
3. DO NOT WAEST UR JETS!! if u ned to GO FSAT, ues OD! u msut saev ur JETS for DOWNJAT! ues DOWNJAT 4 MXIUM SPED, it giev u TURBO SPEED BSOOT if u ues it correktli!
hear is hoew u ues DOWNJAT!
a. go to MAKSIMUM STEEP HILL! hills between bases in NVVOSUS VERY GOOD! JAMP UP in AIR! BUT DO NOT UES JET!!!!!
b.?????
c. now u go OVER 88 MPH MARTY (LOL!!, I MAEK JOEK!!!), not evn PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES wil b abl 2 cats U!
4. wen u feel konfidant in ur ABILITIS, choos SNAIPAR. SNAIPAR taeks MSOT SKIL OF ALL, wen u can shot a deffendarr TWO TIEMS in 5 mins fromm MIDFIELD, everryone wil KNOW u r a PROFESSIONAL. PROFESSIONAL PLAYARS get manny HUGS fram SEYMOR GORRE evARY MONTH!!!!! so this is ur goal in lief!
this only first part of KASITYOLAINEN'S PROFESSIONAL LEGIONS PROFESSIONAL GUIDE! 4 PROFESSIONALS BY PROFESSIONALS!
if u buy enough COPPIES i mihgt RAITE MOAR.
HOEP THIS HALPS!
EADITTED 4 FIXX SEPLLINN!
so I WRAIT GAID!!
ADMINS!! PLZ NOT DELLETTE AGUN!! mY MOM said I NOT GET ALLOWANCE If THIS DELlETE AGAINn!!!!!
BEGINNARR TAKTIX!
bset lodaut 4 bginnar is SEANTINIEAEL, it has bset wapon ni GAEM aprat from SNIPARR! (NLY PROS UES SNIPAR!)
hear r soem TIPS for BEGINNARS to becoem PRO!
1. CHAINGAN IS FOR NOOBS! REMEMBAR THAT! if enione sez 2 u to ues CG for CHEIZING, it is suer sign of noob! do not lsiten! PROS nly use MIDAIRS (SURE SIGN OF PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE) to chaze, is msot reliable way to kil KARRIAR! but as u BEGINNAR, ues SEANTINIEAEL bset weapon, CLASTER GERNADDES! if u keep uesing CLASTERS midfiald 2 DSITRAKT KAPPARS, PROS wil thank u for being AMERIKAN HERO!
ASLO if U wan 2 GAT PROFESSIONAL, alwys UES farg COMBOEZ! proFESSIONALS nly UEs FARG COMBOEZ 2 KIL, if u NOT UES FRAGG COMBOEZ, professIONALSZ wil kall u TURBONOOB!! REMEMBARR THAT!
2.wen u want to go fast with sentinal, ues ur INSTANT OD BSOOT! it giev u MASSIVE SPED and u can cATCH anny kappar! unless tehy r PRO and UES loadout with maximun SPED, teh OUTRAIDAR! soem ppl will try 2 tell u dat OUTRAIDAR suxx for someting called COMP PLAY ( LOL WTF, U HAEV TO USE COMPUTARR TO PLAY, DO TEHY TINK WE UES NINDENDDOS??) becaus OUTRAIDARR iz weak liek baybe SEAL, and get CHAINGANNEDD ezly. BUT as ME told U, PROS only ues MIDAIRRS, so OUTRAIDARR IS BEST 4 cpping AGENST PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES, becuz he is FAST AS CHEETAH! ( NOT THE MONKEY U PUPU LICKER!)
3. DO NOT WAEST UR JETS!! if u ned to GO FSAT, ues OD! u msut saev ur JETS for DOWNJAT! ues DOWNJAT 4 MXIUM SPED, it giev u TURBO SPEED BSOOT if u ues it correktli!
hear is hoew u ues DOWNJAT!
a. go to MAKSIMUM STEEP HILL! hills between bases in NVVOSUS VERY GOOD! JAMP UP in AIR! BUT DO NOT UES JET!!!!!
b.?????
c. now u go OVER 88 MPH MARTY (LOL!!, I MAEK JOEK!!!), not evn PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES wil b abl 2 cats U!
4. wen u feel konfidant in ur ABILITIS, choos SNAIPAR. SNAIPAR taeks MSOT SKIL OF ALL, wen u can shot a deffendarr TWO TIEMS in 5 mins fromm MIDFIELD, everryone wil KNOW u r a PROFESSIONAL. PROFESSIONAL PLAYARS get manny HUGS fram SEYMOR GORRE evARY MONTH!!!!! so this is ur goal in lief!
this only first part of KASITYOLAINEN'S PROFESSIONAL LEGIONS PROFESSIONAL GUIDE! 4 PROFESSIONALS BY PROFESSIONALS!
if u buy enough COPPIES i mihgt RAITE MOAR.
HOEP THIS HALPS!
EADITTED 4 FIXX SEPLLINN!
and it is pretty funny and there's actually some tips!
