what the *chocolate cookies*, my facebook pops up with something about an update and i find that this game still gets updated?! VALUE

oh my lawdy there are still people alive? i logged online and saw no one.

i dunno, Volkswagen was pretty *chocolate cookies* imo.

*dancing* perfection.

holy crap i just came. can you autograph it with love to me?

shut up and do it

draw a picture of me riding a unicorn-velociraptor hybrid while holding a katana and using the force to force choke hitler in front of an explosion.

f that, where is my damned blade run?

i do like exclamation marks!

dude, calm down. you were too fast to get furious. you might spin out of control and wrap yourself round a tree.

what happened to morgan freeman?

well it's different.

Look, I'm not saying I'm angry or anything. But whoever is keeping this map from coming back... I wish cancer on your pet gerbils and their families.

the rights to the brand that is the game, so the name, game itself, and associated stuff. at least, that's my understanding

More?

this is crap. probably just a lame story attached to a picture of someone with a flesh eating disease or a photoshop.

LOL wrong type of seed arma.

oh, and minecraft. same applies.

wtf is this