Funny IRC Quotes

[57thRomance]

<anaklu> i need to tell y ou something
<Ucan> wat
<anaklu> i
* vector is now known as Armageddon_
<anaklu> i need to tell you something
<Ucan> HOMO
<Fixious> SAPIEN
<Ucan> stop right there
* Sharp__ (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) has joined #legions
<Ucan> of course i will marry you
<anaklu> YES
<anaklu> wait
<Armageddon_> A wedding oh goodie
<anaklu> wait.
<Armageddon_> i call bridesmaid.
<shaska> <------ RING BEAR
<Fixious> someone better dress up as a cuddly wuddly teddy bear
<[57th]Romance> I took a mean doukie today and some of it rubbed off on my cheeks
<[57th]Romance> I had to take a shower

-________-

 

[WildFire]

<Omnigeddon> freeball it. its quicker
<kasityolainen> freeballing is nasty
<Omnigeddon> yeah if you dont wash your dick and or clothing.
<kasityolainen> why waste precious water
<Omnigeddon> smegma, thats why
<kasityolainen> mmmm... sissijuusto
<Omnigeddon> im going to assume that means dick cheese.
<kasityolainen> you have a gift for languages

 

[Application-1]

*Everyone on teamspeak screaming: It is teatime!*
<19:59:25> "Hill": wtf is tittime ?
<19:59:30> "Hill": you mean titstime ?
<19:59:30> "Sawdust": lolo
<19:59:32> "Dobby": tea time is dinner time
<19:59:32> "Hill": ah k
<19:59:45> "Application-1": common mistake

 

[Armageddon]

<Fissurez> gheist, how much for a piece of my soul?
<@Gheist> why should i be interested in a piece of /your/ soul?
<Fissurez> you want something to remember me by, *forever*.
<Fissurez> i could sell you some of my used clothes, but they don't last as long
<@Gheist> or you could actually do something meaningful thats worth remembering
<Fissurez> can't sell that.

 

[WildFire]

* Seymour|Holiday is now known as SeymourGore
<SeymourGore> g'evening GReaper!
<GReaper> g'what
<GReaper> you're lucky i'm still awake
<GReaper> it's nearly g'night!
<SeymourGore> i knew you would stay up until i returned
<SeymourGore> now go sleep, sweet prince

 

[Armageddon]

* cpcraft (webchat@xxxx.xxx.xxx.xxxx) has joined #legions
<cpcraft> heip
* cpcraft (webchat@xxxx.xxx.xxx.xxxx)) Quit (Signed off)
<Fissurez> looks like one of seymours slaves got to the computer this time

 

[Armageddon]

<Sawdust> you guys need to masturbate more often
<@SeymourGore> been there, done that, Xtreme
<@SeymourGore> when you get old, even masturbation loses its appeal

Preach on brother gore preach on.

 

[WildFire]

* Now talking on #legions
* Gheist has quit (Signed off)

 

[3lionz]

[17:52] ==_3lionz_ has changed nick to _3lionz_away
[17:52] ==_Armageddon_ has changed nick to _3lionz_
[17:52] <_3lionz_> ninja'd
[17:53] <_3lionz_> When he gets back we will negotiate terms.
[17:53] <_3lionz_away> ...
[17:53] <Dick> S***
[17:53] <_3lionz_> plan foiled!
[17:53] <Dick> hes after the nude pics again
[17:54] <_3lionz_away> Hum
[17:54] ==_3lionz_ was kicked from #legions by Strife` [wibble]
[17:54] <@Strife`> gogo
[17:54] ==_3lionz_away has changed nick to _3lionz_
[17:54] <_3lionz_> Muhahaha
[17:54] <_3lionz_> Thank you strife
[17:54] ==_4lionz_ [_4lionz_@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] has joined #legions
[17:55] <@Strife`>
[17:55] <_3lionz_> Now to authserv....
[17:55] <_4lionz_> a******.. i had him right were i wanted him.

 

[Rougey]

[23:10] <ThEDisasteR> http://internetisseriousbusiness.com/
[23:10] <Rougey> awe... did somebody click on my website?
[23:11] <ThEDisasteR> FU

 

[Strife]

[20:59] <+Prometheus> It's Tribes
[21:00] <+Prometheus> Everyone is mediocre at best, but thinks themselves the Einstein, Hemingway and Platon of their era
[21:00] <+Prometheus> And by God
[21:00] <+Prometheus> Everyone shall hear their word

 

[Armageddon]

 

[Gheist]

[...]

Maybe, one day. One day...

 

[WildFire]

 

[Propkid]

I don't know why do they keep hating on you but it's really funny

 

[RedInk]

it happened and you let it happen

RedInk smacks Frip over whom leans into GReaper and sends him flying into RockeyRex. Rex's head shatters after bumping into SeymourGore's burly chest. Gore's deep laughter startles Strife and flails his arms around. His hands fly directly into Zhou's face...blinding him. Zhou walks backwards screaming and keeping his hands over his eyes(still wondering why he's blind) and _Armageddon_'s bastardlyness gets on all fours....and table tops Zhou. Zhou shoots right into AFire who is bitching about IRC and some GAY s--- like that. anaklu being the klutz he is trips over his shoelace and faceplants onto Application-1 s foot whom which he squeals like a little girl. Astrum|Lap just sits on his rocking chair and on his lappy...probably watching softcore porn and Epic Meal Time, with open tabs to wine houses. Deevee chases dick around the room with a shattered beer bottle, probably Heineken(piss in a bottle). Doenerkallee...wtf. In7-Xzanth is too busy sucking limbos dick, seeing that he only idles in channels. keen- is making out with Krash and Kron is too busy playing that one game with the jet packs and guns, yea loc plays that s--- too. m90ali is watching a chick flick with anaklu, probably Bridesmaid. Mtkoan is idling and pleasuring his wife right now. newbie13 is most likely playing blacops. RompeR is romping. Sawdust is sawing. Severance is being f---ing amazing. Shiska is idling, WHAT A SURPRISE. And Trinium is osnipinng, which i dont mind...because hes good at it<33 NightHawk043 is...is...idling:\
M90ali: RedInk
M90ali: F--- YOU!!
anaklu: wow
M90ali: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PUT ME WITH ANAK?!?
Dick: RedInk
Dick: you do realize that every time you say someones name it beeps right?
RedInk: Thats the point.

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RockeyRex kicked you. Quakenet IRC(SLAP)

 

[anak]

that isn't actually funny

 

[Ucantry2run]

Funny 'cause its true?

 

[3lionz]

[15:50] <_3lionz_> Peh. You have 20mb/s internet right?
[15:51] <_3lionz_> You got ALLL you need.
[15:51] <_3lionz_>
[15:51] <Fissurez> may be moving to a house with slightly less
[15:52] == RompeR [RompeR@RompeR_StompeR.users.quakenet.org] has joined #legions
[15:52] <_3lionz_>
[15:52] <Fissurez> but hopefully it should get bt infinity (40mbs) in a few months.
[15:52] <_3lionz_> Its a shame the last peeps were so bad/
[15:52] <_3lionz_> I say you put a hammer to the garage.
[15:52] <_3lionz_> One hit should do it.
[15:53] == Zhou [Zhou@**.**.***.***] has quit [Ping timeout]
[15:53] <Fissurez> dude, i could punch it and the thing would have fallen down.
[15:54] <_3lionz_> THEN PUNCH THAT HOUSE.
[15:54] <_3lionz_> It will feel a bit like minecraft.
[15:54] <_3lionz_> Use TNT on the rest.
[15:54] <Fissurez> no
[15:54] <Fissurez> like crysis.
[15:54] <_3lionz_>
[15:54] <_3lionz_> Thats true
[15:54] <Fissurez> that has some sexy house-beating action in it.
[15:55] <_3lionz_> Except without the nanosuit. You will wrap yourself up in bin bags and run up to thier house, arms flailing madly.
[15:55] <_3lionz_> I can imagine it now
[15:57] <Fissurez> I AM THE BIN WARRIOR
[15:57] <Fissurez> THESE BINBAGS GIVE ME SUPER STRENGTH!
[16:02] <_3lionz_> *Fissurez runs up to house, sprays himself red, and throws a punch*
[16:02] <Fissurez> *KAPOW*
[16:03] <_3lionz_> *house falls to pieces, spray paints self purple, and attempts to sneak away in a cloaked fashion*
[16:04] <Fissurez> dont be stupid, i will spray paint myself invisible.
[16:04] <_3lionz_> I was wondering how you would find a can for that.

 

[WildFire]

tenacious210> hi
<dick> *dance* you
<tenacious210> k
<dick> np
<tenacious210> how are you
<dick> fine. making food
<kasityolainen> fatty
<tenacious210> cool
<tenacious210> i just a tea bag of breadcrumbs for lunch
<dick> kasityolainen, you got c-hepatits
<dick> +i
<dick>
<kasityolainen> yeah, because your mom gave it to me
<tenacious210> that wasn't nice
<kasityolainen> welcome to #legions