here, have this crappy vid I threw together a while ago. wow, no dodge. just pure dueling. pure. wow. want more of this? hey, did you know this game is free? wow. you should go play it. I bet you didn't even know not using dodge was an option. but it is! wow. nature is amazing. (at some...

kay so I wanted to show you guys this tiny little 30-second-ish duel montage 'cause I figured out how to get smooth slow mo and that is exciting (still working on the quality blargh) recommended for fans of timing, dueling, slow-mo, and loud obnoxious music, as well as people who don't mind...

hey snake, why don't you just petition to delete every channel (or whatever they're called) in the ts3 besides "Pick Up Games" or petition to have people who show up late to pugs be assassinated irl or something because I'm seeing 6v6, oh look it's homie and nil, let's make them sit out for half...

Gents, this is Commander Bob: http://new.weavesilk.com/?u4vz I used "Copy Link" every so often so I could go back to a save state if I added something I didn't like.

LOGO REQUEST FOR ALL YA PHOTOSHOP PROFESSIONALS It will be a close-up of an eye half-open (aka reopening after blinking) with an oncoming missile reflected in the eye/lighting the person's face with an orangeish glow. And maybe you could put "Blink" on there too somewhere. If anyone wants to...

(btw guys his album came out today it's called Alchemist so now you can own those songs for yourself *melts back into shadows*)

Gotta recommend Baccano!, go for the English dub rather than subs. I'm only saying that 'cause it's an anime 'bout American gangsters (edit: in NY in the 1930s) 'n' the dub has some good voice acting (thanks to Funimation). It's quite short (16 episodes, I watched it all in one sitting), and...

While we're on the subject of parents trying to troll kids... Dude. These kids. How do you even get kids like these? They're brilliant. WHAT IS GOING ON. All the other kids like "BLAGHHH MY LIFE IS OVER" and this red pajamas kid like "You shouldn't eat two bags of candy, you're gonna get a...

Still thinks he'll get his *dancing* T-shirt someday.

YOU CAN'T.

'cause screw it, this guy needs more fans LISTEN TO THIS http://soundcloud.com/aleksander-vinter/alchemist-super-teaser ^Teaser for his newest (not yet released) album. If you like dat, here's his Facebook page so you're alerted when the album comes out...

Am I the only one who's pretty excited about the possibilities? I mean Star Wars is like this hugenormous universe filled with things like lightsabers and force powers, and it's all prepped and ready for adventures. And Disney made Pirates of the Caribbean, so I'm pretty sure they're down for...

Northern VA (*highfives Jicker*) status report: drizzles (also no classes WOO). Edit: Our vacation spot hasn't fared quite as well.

well now that just isn't fair

The longer I stare at her butt/waist/face size ratios, the more distorted she looks. For example, if you photoshopped out her right arm, what would you see? I'm looking at where her back narrows, and comparing it with her breast, and there's just no room for vital organs. She'd be dead in a...